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← the sienna files
an official position paper

Sushi is everything.Sushi. Sushi. Sushi.

There is no such thing as "no" to sushi. There has never been such a thing. There will never be such a thing. This page exists to make that permanent.

Never no to sushi.

— the one rule that outranks every other rule on this entire site
0
times we've said no to sushi
∞
times we'll say yes
#1
favourite food, undisputed
standing order

The house policy

Whatever else is happening, wherever we are, whatever mood we're in — this is the answer.

policy board

Approved responses to "sushi tonight?"

  • Yesapproved
  • Yes, obviouslyapproved
  • We just had it yesterday, so yesapproved
  • It's 9am, so yesapproved
  • Nonot recognized
addendum to the birth plan

When Oliver arrives

Filed alongside the hospital bag. Non-negotiable, same as everything else on this page.

01

Epidural, if she wants it

Her call, fully.

02

Skin to skin, Oliver first

The usual order of operations.

03

Sushi buffet, immediately after

Not a snack. A buffet. Wheeled in, full spread, the second she's ready to eat. This has been the plan since before he had a name.